We're selling our apartment at Mt Hotham so that we can buy a proper house to live in here in the Grove. But it's been on the market for over 12 months and the agents don't seem to be doing much.

So I thought I'd have a shot at it. Write some funny (hopefully) copy and see if the interwebs can get more people to look at it than our agent has.

The site is hothamhellcat.com. It starts like this: "...